We aren’t particularly talented. We try harder!
~Joe Strummer~
Chris Jeens
Chief User Experience Officer & Vocals
Gifted with a golden larynx, which he received from his paternal Grandmother, on his thirteenth birthday. Chris’s vocal style has been compared to “the sound of Tom Jones making love to Nancy Sinatra on the bearskin floor of a tour van, driven by Joey Ramone through the Cairngorm’s on the eve of Hogmany ‘69.”
David Somerville
Chief Digital Officer & Lead Guitars
Like a gymnast chalking up before approaching the rings, he dusts his hands with a mystery powder before touching his instrument. This potent mojo mixture is rumoured to be gunpowder laced with dust from the floor of studio 2 at Abbey Road, BANG! Inverted Iron Cross Press Double Stops!
G Lawson Brew
Chief Freelance Relationship Officer & Guitars
A former child television star and creator of the handsfree, odorless garlic press, G. Lawson has worked tirelessly through triumphs and lesser triumphs to be the person everyone thought he should be only to find it meaningless and empty. Then he picked up the guitar.
Ryan Coburn
Chief Tempo Officer & Rhythm Section
The newest RC on the skins is a man on fire! Pumping out the 4 alarm beats. There isn’t a pole he won’t slide down to rescue the dance floor and carry the whole band to safety. Then he’ll dash back in to save your cat. All in a nights work.
Joe Parent
Chief Intellectual Property Officer & Bass
Our hot and steaming cuppa’ Joe proudly takes his place in the pantheon of famous “How low can you go Joes” that have anchored the bottom end throughout time. Including such unforgettables as DiMaggio, Strummer, Stalin, G.I. and the stepfather of Jesus.
“The guys really know how to work the crowd. We’ve had them at two of our annual events, and they keep the energy level high, and the ladies on the dance floor. We have had a great response from our attendees, and we hope to book them for our next event.”
~Craig T~
