Toronto’s Inevitable Accident
A five-piece party band playing alt-rock favourites from the late 1970s through today. Available for weddings, birthdays, fundraisers, community events and other gatherings that could use considerably more noise.
Human error behind the accident.
Five real humans.
One questionable collective instinct.
Playing the tunes you forgot you loved until the second chorus hits.
“Accidents will happen, they only hit and run
I don’t want to hear it cause I know what I’ve done”
~Elvis Costello~
Fate >< Chance
IN EFFECT, the defendant establishes the principle that, where one encounters an unexpected and unforeseeable condition and an accident occurs, that fact does not necessarily establish negligence or a lack of competence.
The defendant’s actions were consistent with those of a reasonable and competent individual, and there is no evidence establishing any lack of reasonable skill or aptitude. Though possibly tragic and unfortunate, an INEVITABLE ACCIDENT may occur without negligence on anyone’s part. The court concludes that the incident was the result of inevitable accident. CASE DISMISSED.